Disc Golf and Shiner

I was taking my son home from Nevada where he was working some youth soccer games as a referee. The subject of the the battle of the bands that he missed the previous night came up. We were unable to get him to the thing because we were late getting back from my daughter's soccer tournament in Des Moines. "Besides", I told him, "there will be plenty of battles to go to. The war for rock supremacy still rages".

Aaron looked at me and said, "You're an idiot."