Thursday, June 29, 2006
Too many chiefs
I lost my cell phone charger, so I headed to the nearest US Cellular store to buy a new one. So important was my purchase that I was assisted by none other than the "Director of First Impressions". I wonder how many employees he directs and what their positions are called.
"Executive Accessories Consultant"?
"Vice President of Ringing up Purchases"?
"Executive Accessories Consultant"?
"Vice President of Ringing up Purchases"?