Disc Golf and Shiner

Do you suppose that when a muslim controlled business lags in their productivity, that they would have a "Come to Jesus" meeting?

Some friends of ours recently had their older of two sons graduate from high school and their other one is currently a Junior. At that point in my life, I'd be celebrating my new freedom, but these people have decided to adopt a couple of kids from Russia. They're sisters of around 8-10 years old. Somehow, they got roped into also adopting *another* *teenaged* girl also from Russia. I can't imagine this turns out well.

"Tantyana, please clean up your room."
"Are you going to turn me out and force me to prostitute myself on the street if I don't?"
"Honey, don't be silly. Of course, we'd never do that."
"Oh... then fuck off."

The Banana Cream Pie Blizzard from Dairy Queen.

I don't know if you have the Dairy Queen franchise in your area of the world. If you don't, you should probably move. For those who are unfamiliar, this is an ice cream treat that consists of soft-serve ice cream, bananas, whipped cream, bits of pie crust and presumably a sizable dose of crack cocaine. It's that good. If I could, I'd have four meals a day: Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner and Banana Cream Pie Blizzard.

The only thing that keeps me under 300 lbs. is the fact that this flavor of Blizzard is only offered for a few weeks out of the year. Still, every time I visit DQ, I order the BCPB hoping against hope that they've made it available, only to cry an exasperated wail when I hear they don't have it. I'm seriously considering an email jihad on DQ to make the BCPB a permanent offering.

Ooooooooooooohhhh how I love it so!