Disc Golf and Shiner

Well, another All Hallows Eve has come and gone. Here's a brief synopsis of the Kenton household festivities.

-Time spent searching a pumpkin patch for just the right punkin(s): zero hours.
-Number of Halloween decorations set out: 1 (maybe 2)
-Pounds of candy purchased to give out: 4
-Average temperature during Ames' trick-or-treat time: 39 degrees
-Number of kids who visited the house, trick-or-treating: 12-15 tops
-Pounds of candy left over: 2
-Number of my kids trick-or-treating: 1
-Pounds of candy collected by said kid: 5
-Weirdest treat collected by said kid: Chinese Duck Egg
-Huh?: You read correctly... an egg from a duck - "Product of China" - hard-boiled and vacuum-sealed.
-Pieces pieces of candy surrendered for "Dad Tax": none... yet.
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